Total Medals Earned: 952 (From 123 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,520 Points
Medals Earned: 14/23 (180/410 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (215/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)
Medals Earned: 9/100 (75/2,000 points)
Medals Earned: 239/250 (1,195/1,250 points)
Medals Earned: 14/30 (135/600 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/430 points)
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
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Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Fire a weapon 10 times.
Fire a silenced weapon 25 times.
Reload a weapon 5 times.
Create a custom timeline sequence.
View all equipment items.
Disable all effects.
View every firearm.
Fire a weapon 100 times.
Reload a weapon 25 times.
Fire a weapon 500 times.
Reload a weapon 50 times.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Complete Stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete Stage 3
Complete Stage 4
Complete the game!
Complete Stage 5
Complete Stage X
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
